Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real)

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Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real) Novel Chapters

List of most recent chapters published for the Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real) novel. A total of 44 chapters have been translated and the release date of the last chapter is Jun 27, 2025

Latest Release: Chapter 44: “If the Girl in My Head Gives Me an Ultimatum, Can I Choose the Cake?”

Chapter 1: I Just Thought About Her Boobs. That’s All I Did.
Chapter 2: She’s in My Bathroom. Why Is She in My Bathroom?!
Chapter 3: The Class Rep Made Me Lunch and Now I’m Scared to Open It
Chapter 4: I Accidentally Unlocked the Sensei Route and I Can’t Save-Scum
Chapter 5: Please Do Not Roleplay Nurse in My Living Room
Chapter 6: Character Stat Sheet, or: Everyone Around Me is Overpowered Except Me
Chapter 7: I Accidentally Unlocked a New Route While Buying Yogurt
Chapter 8: A Normal Study Session, Except It’s Definitely Not
Chapter 9: I Gave Her a Compliment and She Tried to Uninstall Her Feelings
Chapter 10: I Thought a Simple School Trip Would Be Safe. That Was My First Mistake.
Chapter 11: The Hot Spring Was Inevitable, Apparently
Chapter 12: If I Don’t Say It Out Loud, It’s Not a Flag, Right?
Chapter 13: I Thought the Forest Was Safe, Then Sensei Packed Matching Swimsuits
Chapter 14: I Tried to Reject the Narrative and Now I’m in a Love Polygon
Chapter 15: Everyone Is Being Normal and That’s the Most Terrifying Thing That’s Happened Yet
Chapter 16: I Tried to Pick a Girl and the Story Picked Chaos Instead
Chapter 17: The Maid Café Is a Battlefield and I’m Losing at Every Table
Chapter 18: The Confession Deadline Is Coming and I’m the Only One Without a Script
Chapter 19: Why Is There a Valentine’s Arc in October?!
Chapter 20: Please Stop Becoming Romantic, Brain.
Chapter 21: A Beach Episode Should Not Be This Existential
Chapter 22: Post-Beach Tension Syndrome Is Real and I’m Dying
Chapter 23: “If You’re Not Choosing, Then Stop Looking at Me Like That.”
Chapter 24: You Always Come Back to Me, But You Never Stay.”
Chapter 25: “We Are Now Trapped in the Most Cliché Setup Possible, and My Life Is Over.”
Chapter 26: “Aya Isn’t Smiling Anymore.”
Chapter 27: “The Apartment Is Too Quiet Without You.”
Chapter 28: “You Don’t Get to Be Gentle With Me Anymore.”
Chapter 29: “I’m the Guy She Used to Like, Nice to Meet You.”
Chapter 30: “The Apartment Was Never Yours.”
Chapter 31: “Let’s Talk About Your Brain, Kazuki-kun.”
Chapter 32: “Welcome to Camp Don’t Think Weird Things.”
Chapter 33: “This Is Why We Don’t Let Teenagers Manifest Trauma.”
Chapter 34: “You Took the Wrong Person Away.”
Chapter 35: “I’m Here to Rescue You (But You’ve Already Escaped, Haven’t You?)”
Chapter 36: “Reintegration Report: The Subject Brought Snacks and Chaos.”
Chapter 37: “Professional Conduct, Chaos, and the Girl I Don’t Remember Remembering.”
Chapter 38: “You’re Not Supposed to Remember Her, So Let’s Immediately Investigate Why.”
Chapter 39: “The Archive, the Forest, and the Girl Who Wasn’t Supposed to Exist.”
Chapter 40: “Project ARIEL, Version 37, and the Timeline Where I Died in a Closet.”
Chapter 41: “There’s a Door in My Mind, and Someone Else Just Opened It.”
Chapter 42: “If My Childhood Diary is the Final Boss, Please Let It Be Illiterate.”
Chapter 43: “My Brain Made a Girlfriend Out of Guilt and Now She’s Mad at Me.”
Chapter 44: “If the Girl in My Head Gives Me an Ultimatum, Can I Choose the Cake?”